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♥ Comment here if you're interested in plotting with Lina. She's a social character, so it's easy for her to interact/come across people. I don't bite hard, and I'm usually pretty flexible.

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...damnit, Gourry!

How the hell am I supposed to go to the bathroom like this?!

Things I Have Dragon Slaved
1. The Kingdom of Xoana. Um. Sorry, Martina?
2. Part of Seyruun. Um, sorry, Amelia!
3. A golden dragon. Not so sorry about that, Filia.
4. A brass racket stadium.
5. A forest, while going after that stupid little runt.
6. Hellmaster Phibrizzo. That didn't work so well. And what the hell, Sylphiel?
7. Valgaav. Up close and personal.
8. This town I was in when I first met Gourry.
9. Kanziel,
10. Chaos Dragon Gaav.

...damn. I forgot most of that.

This curse is boring. Might be a good thing.

( Private to Shiki )

( Private to Gourry )

Hey, Amelia!

I found two lost bums. I think we know them for the most part. Hehehe.

I also found a pet rock I want to show you. It's a big rock.

...you mean this place is still up and running and saw it fit to bring me back?

Well, maybe no one here will arrest me for being myself.

So. Citizens of the City. Missed me? ♥

Some talking hat said I was a "Gryffindor."

What the hell is that?

First Amelia, and now Zel.

...

WHAT THE HELL, GUYS? Oh, when I see you, you two are getting it for leaving me behind!

Other than that, I've been righting wrongs and triumphing over evils and taking their money. What's up, City? Can we go home yet?

Hey. City. NOT FAIR. Amelia's gone. I looked. And she better be coming back, because if she thinks she's going to let us suffer by ourselves in this damned place, she's got another thing coming--!

Also, Zel? You're an idiot.

Being gone for a few days to spend some lovely time handling bandits does a young maiden's heart some good. I got some nice bandit loot, too. Awesome.

Um.

So.

I think I missed a few things.

...curse-free, though. So not complaining.

MISSILES. ARE. STUPID.

AND SO ARE YOU PEOPLE.

Gods. You know, I don't think we actually have missiles where we come from, but that's almost like getting your head hit by a full-blown demon-blood-talisman-amplified fireball. Which, in essence, is not only VERY NOT COOL, but a pain in my ass.

Xelloss would have a ball here.

OKAY, LISTEN PEOPLE. Amelia, Zel, and I are stuck playing war nurses here. So, yeah, you know the drill. If you're totally dismembered, that's Amelia's field. Zel and I kinda suck at white magic, so we do mediocre healing. And I guess afterwards you can go back to killing each other if you choose. Honestly, Amelia, I'm doing this for you. You better be thankful.

Otherwise, I hate everybody today.

That was just stupid. WHY DID I GET STUCK BEING A GUY, WHY COULDN'T I BE SOMETHING THAT'S AT LEAST MY OWN GENDER?

Um. I think the giant hole in the apartment's finally fixed. For the most part. Eerrr. Amelia. About that 'I'M GONNA KILL YOU' thing...you know I'm sorry, right? I mean, on the bright side, it gave you some practice!

Right?

Right!

Hey, Zel, and you too, Amelia - let's go out for dinner! Because I sure as hell don't feel like cooking.

( Private//Hackable )

[ooc: Lina's a little Gourry-sick. And in denial. Don't mind her. 8D]

"Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight, sweet Prince.
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."

Whatever that means.

[ooc: Anyone remember Hamlet the Manga - Slayers style? Lina's stuck being Horatio from Hamlet. ♥]

[Because Lina is prehistoric or just MEDIEVAL to this place, her spying gadgets and booby traps and crap are SIMPLE. The door is aligned with a simple trap: a net on the ground. A rope to pull to trap whoever steps foot on the net to trap them.

Simple. Old fashioned. Does the trick. And if anything she can always blow Amelia up.]

Hmmmmmmmm. This should do it. [Lina rubs her chin, admiring her uncreative work and sneers, and dives behind the couch.] Now all I have to do is wait. Damnit, if she takes too long to come back, I swear I'll--

[Grumble. Grumble.]

Just think of the money. Just think. Of the money.

[ooc: LINA IS REVEALED TO BE A SPY SENT TO BEFRIEND THE PRINCESS OF SAILLUNE, AND THEN KILL HER. Befriending's been done for the past three years. Now the attempt to kill her shall be done. Um, Lina's saying sorry in advance, Amelia. 8D;;]

Hey, for once, I'm not cursed.

Life. Is. Awesome, thanks.

( Private to Amelia and Zelgadiss )

[ooc: my router crapped out for awhile, so my pups (Lina/Link/Roiben/Isabella) and I have been scarce. I didn't miss anything importante, did I? weep.]

You know, I'm probably beating the dead horse with this, but I'll say it: that curse sucked.

At least the food was good. And wasn't worms this time.

( Private//Hackable )

[Insert screaming from other people and gushing water here, along with a few incoherent mumbles and curses.]

If I get out of this alive, let's just say I'm gonna have a nasty cold...

Amelia! You around here somewhere?! C'mon! You better be alive, because I swear I'll--!

[More water gushing. A few coughs and gurgles, and a small growl.]

Blech. Okay, anyone down here that needs help?! Tell me now while I'm here! Ship's damaged enough; if I do anything showy that'll get rid of some blocks, it'll just sink it more...

Oooo, you're so damn lucky I'm not charging, either.

You know, being randomly on this ship isn't so bad. I mean, the food is freakin' awesome. And you have to admit, the ocean is pretty.

Life is good~ The food is better~~~~~

This green little thing looks like a jellyfish~

I don't know if I want to keep it or punt it.

Okay, citizens of The City! I'm doing a bit of a survey of sorts for, ah, academic purposes damnit, if I do this right, I get to SO clear my record at the Sorcerer's Guild and for curiosity. Everyone's participation would be pretty appreciated.

So, citizens of the city - what the hell are you?

Poll #1169169 Poly Consensus!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

What the hell are YOU?